What the fuck happened to this place?!?  

Hello, and welcome to the new and only slightly improved Gorman Online.  Obviously your first thoughts would be “Why the change Dan?  You were doing a fine job of ignoring the site as it looked before.  Why go to all the trouble of making a completely new site you’re just going to ignore anyway?”  Very, very valid points.  Looking at my track record, I can see how it would be safe to assume that, new layout or not, I will spend extended periods of time distracting myself in anyway possible from doing work on this site.  But you may be basing your theories on the fact that I haven’t updated the site in over ten months.  Let’s not forget people that sites as smashing as this one don’t put themselves together.  I’ve been hard at work.  Am I saying I spent the last ten months working diligently on this new site?  Yes.  Am I lying?  Yes.

Truth is, the creation of this site has taken probably a couple days worth of my time tops.  The rest of the last ten months have been spent working, playing Madden, working, grooming, not getting fired from jobs, working, staring at blank walls, and writing lists of things I can do instead of working on this site.  I’ve been a lazy fuck.  This I know.  But come on, don’t we already know this?  Aren’t we all used to the bi-monthly updates and total lack of enthusiasm toward this site in general?  I should hope the die hard fans out there (read: there are none) have not deluded themselves into thinking I’ve spent the last bunch of months stockpiling articles to drop in one mighty, orgasm inducing update.  Sadly folks, that ain’t the case.

Now that anyone who has ever read the page has forgotten about it, I've decided to start it up again.  All the old crap is in the archives, which is good because I really don't have much new stuff to put up at the moment. GO FIGURE!  Basically everything's a little easier to find, and a little easier on the eyes.  So make sure you check back in a week and feel your first bout of mild disappointment as I fail to update regularly right from the get go.

The site’s new, the lazy fucks are still the same.  ENJOY!

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